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                    metaphor, but to Adam it was crimson, shiny and quite real. 
                    He probably sat, suspended by the moment, in his lush glen 
                    of dark greens and bright whites and yellows while he contemplated 
                    this new situation. But the aroma of the forbidden was intoxicating. 
                   He knew there was nothing 
                    quite as red or as plump in the entire garden, decidedly far 
                    too good to pass up. However, that immutable bargain did play 
                    heavily on his mind; eat the apple, lose Paradise. Simple. 
                   How confused he must have 
                    been, having absolutely no frame of reference with which to 
                    make a decision. How was someone who has known only Paradise 
                    supposed to have any knowledge of its absence? So, with no 
                    available means to accurately determine the consequences, 
                    he probably just shrugged his shoulders and smacked his lips. 
                    And, as the story goes, one minor indiscretion, one seemingly 
                    insignificant act and Paradise was forever eradicated with 
                    no contingency for reconciliation and nothing left but a blanket 
                    of remorse and regret. No big deal to you and me, 
                    though. We've never really known a true Paradise.  And while the precise formula 
                    for a perfect one would probably vary quite largely from person 
                    to person, I'd be willing to bet that the more popular version 
                    would have quiet, dewy mornings where weightless tendrils 
                    of mist dance silently over hundreds of pristine lakes, stunning 
                    sunsets awash in liquid gold and fiery oranges, thundering 
                    waterfalls and sparkling rivers escorted to their final destination 
                    by the gentle slopes of rugged masses of granite. Muskoka. 
                   These are the elements to 
                    which Muskoka's residents and cottagers have hungrily attached 
                    themselves; in much the same way that the roots of the cedar 
                    tree at the water's edge cling to the rocks and soil to sustain 
                    their very existence. And no one wants to let go.  Well, don't look now people, 
                    but for the second time our Garden of Eden may well be slipping 
                    away. History, as they say. This time, however, it is not 
                    a single act of indiscretion, but rather the cumulative effect 
                    of an unprecedented attack on Ontario's cottage country that 
                    is threatening our Paradise. Worse yet, unlike Adam we have 
                    all the information necessary to understand and stop the problem. 
                    We know the whos, whats, whens, wheres and whys of it all. 
                    So why does it go on? Why do we continue to do nothing to 
                    protect ourselves? The answer, of course, is quite simple. 
                    Money.  I'm not referring to the 
                    controversial lakeside golf courses being built, or even the 
                    over-populated shores of our lakes enduring the on-going construction. 
                    In my opinion, these things pale by comparison. I am referring 
                    to the worst demon ever to have hit the districts of Muskoka, 
                    Parry Sound and Haliburton; the personal watercraft.  The PWC that was just towed 
                    from your gas station or motel parking lot to the lake, produces 
                    in one day of use the same amount of hydrocarbons and nitrogen 
                    oxides (more commonly known as pollution) as a 1998 passenger 
                    car driven 160,000 kilometers. For those whose brow is not 
                    creased in disbelief, I'll repeat that statement; A PWC produces 
                    in one day of use the same amount of hydrocarbons and nitrogen 
                    oxides (more commonly known as pollution) as a 1998 passenger 
                    car driven 160,000 kilometers. And if you're still not outraged, 
                    then you just might rank among the many who are fed up with 
                    bad news and who have become desensitized to statistics. Like 
                    thousands of others, your impetus to respond may well be experiencing 
                    anesthetization through environmental bad news over-load. 
                    These days, the best you can do is an occasional, "Gee, that's 
                    just awful."  But you do have a button 
                    somewhere and I think it's important to find itand push 
                    it. So, in an attempt to interpret the very real catastrophe 
                    left in the wake of the PWC rage, let's put the statistics 
                    aside and look at things from a different perspective; you're 
                    sitting on your dock shaking your head and feeling a little 
                    irritated with the noise and pointlessness of the personal 
                    watercraft racing in and out of your bay. Then you look out 
                    at the poor guy in the rowboat and wonder how he tolerates 
                    the close proximity dared by the operator. You shrug your 
                    shoulders and hope it will go away, but it doesn't. In fact, 
                    it's probably joined by another. And whether the first one 
                    disappears or not really doesn't matter because there's always 
                    another one to take over.  Now, imagine this; the guy 
                    in the rowboat nears your dock and you smile at him, happy 
                    that there are still those who can take pleasure in propelling 
                    their own craft. But as the distance between you narrows, 
                    you notice that he has about 15 two-litre jugs lined up in 
                    the bottom of his boat. Then, to your horror, you realize 
                    two things. The first is that all 15 jugs are filled to the 
                    brim with gasoline and oil. The second shocks you into speechlessness 
                    and you begin to doubt your own eyes when he starts to empty 
                    each and every two-litre jug of gasoline and oil directly 
                    into the water. Your water! Your lake! Through your shock 
                    and panic, however, you manage to scream out four words: "What 
                    are you doing?!"  The man in the rowboat looks 
                    a little startled, but remains undeterred. He smiles politely 
                    and says, "Whatthis? Why the sudden concern? You've 
                    been watching others do this for years now." Now you're over the edge, 
                    completely flabbergasted. You wish he was close enough to 
                    whack with a paddle because no verbal assault, no matter how 
                    venomous, would come close to expressing your internal commotion. 
                   "Excuse me," he says, calmly, 
                    "but I'm not doing anything different than your neighbour 
                    out there." He points over his shoulder to the PWC operator 
                    still racing around.  Turning to the last jug, 
                    he empties it into the water and watches the rest of the blood 
                    drain from your face. Then, he quietly and pointedly says, 
                    "Friend, I can see that you're upset, so I want you to listen 
                    very closely to what I am about to tell you." He pauses for 
                    a moment to make eye contact, then continues. "Every time 
                    one of those things spends a day on the lake, it does exactly 
                    what you just saw me do. It dumps 15 of these old Kool-Aid 
                    jugs worth of gasoline directly into the waterexactly 
                    as if the operator went to the gas station, purchased 30 litres 
                    of gasoline, mixed it with oil, drove to the beach and dumped 
                    it into the lake." You're confused now, but your outrage over 
                    having witnessed the shocking act has not been diminished. 
                    "Now," he says, "why don't you think of this as your wake-up 
                    call?"  The noise produced by the 
                    PWC, now just a few yards off the end of your dock, startles 
                    you from your sleep. And for the first time, you're happy 
                    for the noise, as you notice that there never really was a 
                    guy in a rowboat dumping gas into your lake. My, what a dreadful 
                    dream. You shrug your shoulders and wonder what to make for 
                    dinner.  A silly dream? Perhaps. 
                    But the truth of the matter is that the imaginary guy in the 
                    rowboat was deadly accurate. Now, consider this:  PACs operate on two-stroke 
                    marine engines. Two-stroke marine engines dump 25 to 40 percent 
                    of their fuel, uncombusted, directly into the water. Remember 
                    the outrage you felt over the Exxon Valdez spill? Well, talk 
                    about a drop in the ocean. Every year, two-stroke marine engines 
                    dump 15 times that amount into North American waters (1). 
                    That's the equivalent of more than one Exxon Valdez disaster 
                    every month of the year. Certainly, you recall reading about 
                    the spill, but do you also recall thinking that if you lived 
                    in the area that you'd be willing, even eager, to pitch in 
                    on the massive clean-up job? Well, now's your chance. Our 
                    lakes are teeming with hundreds of miniature Exxon Valdezes 
                    spilling oil and gas everywhere they go! Have you stopped 
                    shrugging your shoulders yet?  Lake Tahoe has instituted 
                    a ban on PACs due to high levels of pollution found in all 
                    sections of the lake. Vermont and Maine have banned these 
                    vehicles on all lakes smaller than 300 acres and 200 acres, 
                    respectively (2).  One of the first studies 
                    on two-stroke engines was conducted in 1973 by R.E. Kollman, 
                    S.S. Lestz, and W.E. Meyer. They were members of the Society 
                    of Automotive Engineers, Inc., and Pennsylvania State University. 
                    Their report is entitled "Exhaust Emissions Characteristics 
                    of a Small 2-Stroke Cycle Spark Ignition Engine." The report 
                    reads: "...it was determined that 25 to 40 percent of the 
                    fuel air mixture was short-circuited to the exhaust in the 
                    scavenging process ... [or] 25 to 40 percent of the fuel leaves 
                    the engine unburned." Guess where that gasoline 
                    goes.  Almost any PWC operator 
                    will tell you that a day on the lake can easily require $70 
                    or $80 in gas, or about 100 litres. Between 30 and 40 of those 
                    100 litres of gasoline are deposited directly into the lake. 
                    Regardless of new technologies, two-stroke engines have remained 
                    basically unchanged since the 1940s (3) . But now, 
                    they're bigger and faster and are utilized in more ways than 
                    ever before. And the most prolific growth of two-stroke marine 
                    engines can be found in the personal watercraft industry. 
                   Currently, there are no environment-related 
                    laws regulating the use of personal watercraft in Ontario. 
                    For reasons obvious to all, however, it is quite illegal to 
                    emulate our imaginary friend in the rowboat. It is illegal 
                    to knowingly or unknowingly dump gasoline into any lake or 
                    waterway.  Or, is it? It seems that 
                    all one has to do to avoid being charged is to alter the container 
                    used. Ironic, isn't it, that it is quite legal and acceptable 
                    to pour gasoline into the lake, provided that the container 
                    you use is larger than a Kool-Aid jug, noisy, and a very real 
                    threat to the local wildlife population?  The blind eye turned toward 
                    these highly mobile environmental disasters is purchased by 
                    the operator with the dollars he pumps into our gas stations 
                    and restaurants. He bribes us by telling us that he helps 
                    keep the "no vacancy" signs flashing in our motels and resorts. 
                    And his pitch is easily accepted. The years of attempting 
                    to stretch the revenues of a short tourist season over a 12-month 
                    period has provided the tourist-area business owner with a 
                    very keen sense of exactly what makes the world go 'round. 
                    But has the scent of that money dulled our collective sense 
                    of priorities in the process?  Ontario's gateway to cottage 
                    country has always been open to the entire world; a wonderful 
                    playground for all to enjoy. Well, now that the red carpet 
                    has been drenched in gasoline, perhaps it's time to roll it 
                    up long enough to re-evaluate our position. The noisy personal 
                    watercraft invasion is silently taking its toll.  With the assistance of the 
                    media, manufacturers and distributors continue to hatch more 
                    and more operators every year, yet only a small handful of 
                    people seem to recognize this self-sabotage. In the United 
                    States, more than 30 National Parks have taken the initiative 
                    to ban PWCs without waiting on government policy. And although 
                    I haven't researched it, I'd be willing to bet that those 
                    particular parks have seen an increase in revenues from canoeists, 
                    hikers and wildlife photographers who are more than happy 
                    to pay for the silence. Meanwhile, north of the border, a 
                    travelling canoeist leaves Muskoka while a flashing "no vacancy" 
                    sign fades in his rear-view mirror.  At the risk of drawing fire 
                    from the minority, it's safe to say that the PWC is a thrill-craft 
                    whose majority of operators enjoy taking pleasure-crafting 
                    to the extreme. Motorized boats most commonly have a horsepower-to-length 
                    ratio of 4:1 (a 16-foot boat having a 65 horsepower motor) 
                    while most PWCs have a horsepower-to-length ratio of 12:1. 
                    This ratio offers extremely fast acceleration, speeds of up 
                    to 70 mph and sharp manoeuvrability as the three key elements 
                    in operator appeal. Unfortunately, however, this particular 
                    design is also the reason that while personal watercraft make 
                    up only nine percent of registered boats, they are involved 
                    in 46 percent of all boating related injuries (4).  Admittedly, the thrill of 
                    pushing the envelope or taking fun to the extreme spans thousands 
                    of cultures over eons of time. The risks taken by today's 
                    PWC operators, however, have inappropriately and unfairly 
                    grown to include the environment. But, in the stark light 
                    of reality, it's difficult to hide behind ignorance. To suggest 
                    that spending $8,000. on a watercraft and not know that it 
                    is powered by a two-stroke engine is an infantile evasion. 
                    In fact, the operator of the PWC racing in and out of your 
                    bay is basically saying that he has the right to his personal 
                    amusement regardless of all else.  When I was a kid cottaging 
                    on Lake of Bays, we used to drink the water directly from 
                    the lake. It was safe to do so. The fact that we can no longer 
                    even eat the fish is just a sign that our lakes will soon 
                    be unfit to swim in. Like the beaches in Toronto, there will 
                    come a day when signs are posted on our own lakes warning 
                    us not to enter the water.  And when that day comes, 
                    how many of us will be found sitting in the last vestige of 
                    our fallen Paradise, the Muskoka chair, desperately seeking 
                    a mantle upon which our anger can be placed? Speaking for 
                    myself and my family, I can't imagine anything worse than 
                    standing amid Paradise lost, choking on the awareness that 
                    I did nothing to prevent it. C'mon folks, wake up and smell 
                    the hydrocarbonsthey're choking the very soul out of 
                    our land.  Or, just shrug your shoulders...and 
                    go have yourself an apple.  Editor's note: Anyone wishing 
                    to take action against the PWC invasion should speak with 
                    the president of their lake association and/or the Minister 
                    Of The Environment.  1 "Polluting for Pleasure," 
                    by Eric Nelson, Sail Magazine, November 26, 1994.2 National Parks Conservation Association, May 1997.
 3 The "Motorized Watercraft Environmental Assessment" prepared 
                    by the Tahoe Regional Planning Agency (June 1997) asserts, 
                    "two-stroke outboard engines exhaust, unburned, one-quarter 
                    of the fuel they consume."
 4 "Injuries resulting from motorized personal watercraft," 
                    by Baron L. Hamman, Journal of Pediatric Surgery, July 1993.
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                    first published in The Country Connection Magazine, 
                    Issue 36, Winter/Spring 2001. Copyright Michael Enright. RETURN 
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